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mormondad:

Why do other ppl have my name wtf

brownglucose:

Me as a mother

liteskint:

please

Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
Me near my birthday & Christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.

urdifferentilikeu:

SEEING PRETTY GIRLS OBSESSING OVER MY FAV GETS ME SO MAD LIKE YOU CANT BE PRETTY AND LIKE THE SAME DICK AS ME OKAY

aschoolgirlcrush:

“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”

hatsumiyo-momichi:

when you receive a sweet anon out of nowhere and you’re like

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magicjointson:

its about that time