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whorville:

Say no to kids, drugs

judahbooty:

Every kid should be this appreciative

shouldnt:

literally having nice hair is the biggest turn on ever

Anonymous: i want you to fuck me. 

romaacorn:

flabbey:

when ur boob starts itching in public

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snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

dysphorism:

wattleandgum:

king-owl:

australians all let us rejoice

We’ve been telling fuckin tourists and Irish people about this and they’re all like ‘wtf what is wrong with your birds’.

6 times already … 6

yoncevevo:

*listens to Ariana Grande once*
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flirtytwink:

I’m not like most girls; I’m prettier

trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

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ifuckingguess:

precumming:

witchybitchyandtrippy:

datassium:

just leaving this here for everyone…

NOPE

YES OMFG

OH MY GOD

kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it