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laye-z:

It can even be one you saw as a text post!!

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literallysame:

I don’t even press play anymore I just reblog

You should really press play

Anonymous: BEST PICK UP LINE: hey want my diddly doodle in your voodly voodle 

This made me giggle

SEND ME YOUR BEST PICK-UP LINES!!

literallysokka:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

yes

What is the most embarrassing thing you’ve caught one of the other band members doing?

Oh my god did he walk in on Zayn masturbating

Anonymous: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? 

Oh shit, you’d get in trouble with that

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the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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cuphaz:

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

cantyewest:

same

readmor:

IM LAUGHIGN SO AHRD OH MY GOD

dstod:

i asked my dad if this picture summed up parenting and he nodded